Ancient spirits of evil, transform this decayed form to Blumm-Ra, the Ever-Living!

Muahahaha. I live... in Bristol, CT. Meh. I have tried on a few separate occasions to "blog" and it always fizzles, but right now my work is so braincurdlingly boring that I need some cerebral exercise to stay awake. Sooooo, here's attempt #n at extracting my thoughts into cyberspace with as much clarity as possible. Cheers.